Ten Stupid Gifts
Stupidest Gifts of 2007
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Just in time for the holidays, Stupid.com reveals The Stupidest Holiday Gifts for 2007. From talking Larry Craig action figures and Hillary Nutcrackers to Christmas candy to outrageous gadgets, this is the ultimate list for stocking stuffers, grab bags or gift exchanges.
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1. Mistletoe-To-Go
From Stupid.com: "It's an attractive arrangement of faux mistletoe attached to a suction cup. When you affix the suction cup to your forehead, the mistletoe is perfectly positioned to dangle above your head. As you roam the room, members of the opposite sex will have no choice but to give you a holiday kiss."
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2. The Hillary Nutcracker
From Stupid.com: "Look at her! Standing with arms akimbo, legs confidently spread, ready to crack some nuts with her stainless steel thighs. We're not certain if this is an Anti-Hillary item or a Pro-Hillary Item. But either way we think it is really weird and funny."
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3. Monkey Slingshot
From Stupid.com: "The Slingshot Monkey is a stuffed monkey dressed like a superhero -- complete with cape and mask so nobody will no his true identity. His forearms are made of super-stretchy rubber, with special pockets in the hands so you can get a good grip on him. When you pull him back and let him go, the Super Monkey goes soaring across the room or yard."
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4. Larry Craig Action Figure
From Stupid.com: "The Talking Senator Larry Craig Action Figure stands about 12" tall and wears a t-shirt emblazoned with his declaration: 'I Am Not Gay.' His limbs are bendable, so you can put him in all sorts of poses... even the famous "wide stance" the Senator refers to. Best of all, he talks! Press the button, and he delivers a portion of his press conference."
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5. Uncle Oinkers Gummy Bacon
From Stupid.com: "Uncle Oinkers Gummy Bacon comes packaged the same way as real bacon. In fact, it even looks like real bacon. But rather than toss it into a frying pan, you can put it right in your mouth and savor it. Sadly, Gummy Bacon does not actually taste like bacon. (the manufacturers weren't completely crazy) But it does have a delicious strawberry flavor."
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6. Inflatable Moose Head
From Stupid.com: "There's never been an easier (and stupider) way to display "big game" on your wall. Why go through the expense and trouble of tracking down a moose and shooting it dead, when you can simply purchase the Inflatable Moose Head."
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7. Yodeling Pickle
From Stupid.com: "If you've been looking for the perfect item to throw your money away on, your search is over. You can't possibly need this. You can't possibly use this. In fact, it is unlikely that you even want this. It's a plastic pickle with a high-tech interior. When you press the pickle's button, it belts out a melodious yodel that will make you think you're in the Swiss alps listening to a yodelling pickle."
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8. Pooping Reindeer
From Stupid.com: "This remarkably stupid product is half toy, half candy. It features a four inch plastic reindeer with a very special skill. When you push his tail down, he poops candy droppings. Poo-Pooing Reindeer is nuttier than a fruitcake. We're sure it will be on everyone's wish list -- They'll wish no one gives it to them."
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9. Get Off Phone Excuse Machine
From Stupid.com: "With some people, it's impossible to get off the phone. You want to, but the person on the other end keeps blabbing on and on about nothing. "My boyfriend said this..." "My mother wants that..." "A crocodile's in my bathtub..." Blah, blah, blah... If only there were a graceful way to break free! Well -- surprise surprise -- now there is."
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10. USB Dancer
From Stupid.com: "We know you love your job... In fact, there is only one thing that can make your idyllic job any better -- and that is your own personal stripper on your desktop! Until now, that dream was just a fantasy. But thanks to the USB Pole Dancer, your fantasy can come true. This bikini-wearing hottie plugs into your computer's USB port and audio port. When sound plays... she dances and gyrates..."
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